The Bangkok shooting will be remembered for the flu that went around and decimated about a quarter of our crew. This was no doubt caused by the entire 40-person team being crammed into one small, hot, dusty apartment together. Which organism thrives in small, hot, dusty places? Yes, ladies and gentlemen…a virus. What follows is an account of how the flu spread over the course of one single week:

Fern / Actress / Phayathai 1 / Flu
The first person to be taken ill was our main actress, Fern. We rushed her to nearby Phayathai 1 Hospital around 11 am because her temperature rose so high she couldn’t continue shooting. She popped some pills and slept like a baby. Her fever broke and by 5 pm she was back on set to finish her scenes like nothing had happened. But that wasn’t the end of it. In fact, that was only the beginning.

Tip / 3rd Assistant / Phayathai 2 / H1N1 Flu
The very next day, Tip, the 3rd Assistant Director, developed a raging fever and had to be taken to Phayathai 2 Hospital. The doctor’s pronouncement? Full-blown H1N1 flu. She blamed Fern as she had been the one who had to look after her the previous day. Anyway, Tip was told to stay home for the entire week lest she infect everyone else. She only rejoined the production on the very last day.

Nui / Production Manager / Chulalongkorn Hospital & private clinic / Glandular infection
Nui, the Assistant Production Manager, was the next girl to go. She waited 3 hours to see the doctor at state-run Chulalongkorn Hospital only to be promptly misdiagnosed. After two more days lying in bed suffering, she checked herself into a private clinic and was told that her fever was caused by a glandular infection (or the other way around). So she got a big fat shot in the arm and stayed home to rest for another day.

Goong / Camera Technician / private consultation / flu
Then the virus spread to Goong, the RED Camera Technician. In the small, hot, dusty apartment there was an even smaller, hotter, and dustier room where Goong had set up her computer station. This room also doubled as the sleeping and changing room for the actors which meant that Fern was in there coughing up a viral cocktail for days. Goong received private consultation and wore a face mask for the rest of the shoot.

Nuttorn / Behind-the-Scenes / Phayathai 2 / flu
Around the same time that Goong fell ill, Nuttorn, our Behind-the-Scenes guy, noticed that his own head started to feel like a baking oven. He checked himself into Phayathai 2 Hospital and was told he had the flu. But luckily, just normal flu, not H1N1 flu. So he was out for only a day. Nuttorn and Goong are best friends and were always together in the computer/sleeping/changing room. So that was fitting.

Nam / 2nd Assistant / Maenam Hospital / Flu
Finally, Nam, the 2nd Assistant Director, showed up on set with a fever. She didn’t know who to blame as she was in contact with all of the above walking virus bombs. At the appropriately named Maenam Hospital, the H1N1 test cost 5,000 baht. Deciding her health wasn’t worth that much, Nam forked over 500 baht for the regular flu test and like Goong, spent the remainder of the shoot in a face mask.
Beyond these six people, a further six also suffered from fever and cough, though not to the extent of having to visit the hospital. So that makes 12 people out of a crew of 40 which works out to about 25%. That’s almost on par with the Bubonic Plague of the 1300s which knocked out an estimated 30% of Europe. So this could be called the Hi-So Plague of 2010 which all of us will surely hold dear in our memories.
Ahhh…art is life.