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She’s the leading lady for the second half of our movie.  And she’s a bright shining star.  Only nobody knows it yet except us because this is her first time acting in a movie.  Next year when she’s famous and we can’t afford to hire her anymore, we can look back with fondness and say “remember when she walked in and lit up the entire room?” 

A girl named Fern:

- you don’t want to not call her back or leave her waiting in a restaurant or any other bad-boyfriend type shit because she is a tae kwan do coach.  You ever see a tae kwan do coach who looks like that?  Didn’t think so.

- she loves to hitchhike around Thailand.  Hitchhike.  In Thailand.  You ever see a hitchhiker who looks like that?  In a horror movie right?  That’s what we keep telling her…girl, stop hitchhiking, it’s not cool at all.

- her favorite things to say in the whole wide world are “F@!@!@@!!!!” and “A!x&&!S*%” and “H!@##?<>!!” and other stuff like that.  She’s French, except she’s Thai.  The sweetest Thai Franco whatever you ever met.

We love her.

~ by admin on January 26, 2010.

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